I don't talk a lot about the quirks of social media on this blog. But I must admit I kind of love me some Twitter. Whether it is meeting new people, or watching the train wrecks that occur when people drink and tweet, I find a frequent Twitter check-in to be generally informative, entertaining, and even engaging.
There is one thing however that gets under my skin. I follow a couple of wine related accounts that regurgitate automated, random, and mundane wine facts that are so obviously canned (and repetitive) that it, in my opinion, denegrates their brand. Examples of said tweets, and please don't fall asleep while you read them, include:
Cabernet sauvignon grapes make big, red, tannic wines suitable of aging.
Riesling is sometimes from Germany.
Wine can be drunk in glasses or paper cups.
Alright, so maybe not that bad, but you get the point. I refuse unfollow these accounts because I can't help but watch how long before the people behind them get the clue. Time will tell. In the meantime I have come up with my million dollar idea. I will gladly start a service that wineries can subscribe to, very similar in nature but with a twist. While the above twits, or tweets, or whatever they are come across as boring and unmemorable what if your brand constantly tweeted out things that drive consumers away from other peoples wines toward yours. They would be wine insults designed specifically to turn people off from regions and varietals that your winery has nothing to do with. Over time they would get noticed and work their way into the psyche of your followers, and I guarantee you will start to see a specific uptick in your sales. Here are some examples of what your automated tweets could say:

Pinot noir grapes from Burgundy can make beautiful wines that smell like horse's ass.
For an expressive and inexpensive example of Lodi zinfandel mix 3 parts Robitussin with one part water. Add a Twizzler and enjoy.
Riesling is to wine geeks what Pabst Blue Ribbon is to hipsters. Not worth the money, and only purchased to be ironic.
When will Oregon Pinot Noir drinkers realize that $45 pine-scented mudpuddle water is not necessarily a good value?
I wish I had invented cheap Argentina malbec during an economic downturn (talk about being in the right place at the right time). Who is with me?
Sherry is making a rightful comeback!!! So are moo-moos and inappropriate slurred comments to your great great nephews!!!
Come to Rutherford! We'll glady overcharge you and make sure you leave realizing you know less than you think you know!
Of course these are just examples. As my client you would get to choose what varietals and regions you produce from, and then the tweet deck from which your auto-twirps generate would be custom suited to you. Let me know if your interested (or just want to invest).